TLE’s LOST Baseball Lineup (2008)

Take me out to the ball game. Here is the new baseball lineup starring our favorite characters from Lost.

The Home Team

Jack Shepherd - This dude was a great shortstop. Beard and all. Too bad he missed that big play and now he just wants to “go back” to the Glory days.

Kate - Used to climb the outfield fences and now she’s climbing batting cages. She may be as cracked up as Jack, but looking good in her new uniform.

Hurley - Dude. This guy was a great catcher now he is taking a dive during rain delays.

Sayid - Coolest of the cool first basemen. Working his way up to wear the pinstripes.

Locke - Always trying to read the “signs” but never getting them quite right.

Claire - Working in the farm system nurturing the new young recruits.

Sawyer - Still throwing curve balls but has an uncanny resemblance to fast ball pitcher Randy Johnson.

Desmond - Keeps popping out and popping up in strange circumstances. Takes “flashing the signs” to a new level.

Michael - Utility player. Plays only occasionally. Gets traded to the Others after numerous injuries.

The Other Team / Split Squad with the Freighties

Ben - Paranoid manager of the Others. Don’t cross him or you are off the team.

Juliet - Picture of her staring at smokey. Stares down the batters but in a pleasant sort of way.

Charlotte - Can take getting hit by the pitch. Takes a bullet and keeps on going.

Daniel - Loses track of balls and strikes… and innings… and well you know everything…

Miles - Won’t play anymore until he gets a bigger contract. Like 3.2 Million dollars for instance.

Frank - Tries to rescue his team mates from disaster, but loses his friend with the fishes.

Rosseau - Gunned down at second trying to steal.

Minkowski - Does play by play from the radio room.

Regina - A real flash in the pan. Here today, gone tomorrow. Can’t hit the sinker ball worth anything.